As a man, I lay no claim to knowing the workings (whether inner or outer) of a woman. I know not how they think, how they function, or how they shower. Woman have fantastic super powers that men could never imagine possible. Here is one such woman:

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In a Sumo match mismatch, the kid you see (pictured above) is in denial of the situation among other things. Sources said the boy kept telling himself that it’s doable… and that no whale is too big or too troublesome to save.

Showing big heart and strong will, Aaron Fumbert insisted the whale be saved. “Someone please call for help. Call Greenpeace and tell them there’s a beached whale who needs help… ASAP!”, Fumbert said. Spectators said that this kid is a fine example for everyone who has given up on Mother Earth. The same people who said that also said he needs a psychiatrist.

(I totally made up that whole story.)

Thanks Raffy!

      

Check out this magician’s epic fail. Funny stuff.

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This is an oldie but still (and forever will be) a goodie. Personally, this is my favorite SNL skit ever.

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It seems that Justin Timberlake has become a regular on SNL… and that can’t be bad! He actually does well acting silly to make people laugh as opposed to singing to make silly high school girls scream. He didn’t have a big role in this skit but his facial reaction after a very funny line was priceless. Check out the video to see what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

SNL [via The Huffington Post]

      

I would pay money to see this guy do the Nacho Libre soundtrack.

      

The very following day, the World Referee Association went on strike. Their union’s attorney/spokesperson demanded higher wages, a head gear and a mouthpiece… or else.

(I totally made up that story.)

      

A chameleon (not to be mistaken for Chamillionaire) was spotted on the road taking its sweet time bouncing to the beats of “In Da Club” by 50 Cent (better known as “fitty”). Surprisingly, this lizard has a pretty good rhythm.

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A 12-year old boy in Stuart, Florida has been arrested for farting in class. Though I doubt he spent any time in juvenile prison for this, one would wonder was it really necessary? Detention, getting kicked out of class or even suspension would have sufficed. Other sources said that this particular student, a regular delinquent, had been found disrupting the classroom more than once before. He used to turn off computers during computer class – among other offenses. I think this 12-year old boy needs help, if you ask me. He obviously is in desperate need of attention. Perhaps he’s unhappy at home? Divorcing parents? Puberty?

…But making farting illegal is just brutal.

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This is an actual invention people. Check out SpeedFit’s website to realize humanity’s impending doom. Just don’t expect to be overtaking any Porsches with that thing like the video shows.

(Actually, I find this goofy thing kind of cool and indeed a better way to exercise. You’re pushing weight and actually covering distance. It’s like riding a bike except slightly slower and you sacrifice a lot of your manliness. I can imagine races with these things. –Sean)

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This reached over 600,000 hits on YouTube before it was removed by Justin’s legal team.

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“Charlie, I see church bells~! And they clap with each note he plays!!!”

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I regret to say that this is why us Asian people are getting chink-ier with each generation.

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When nature calls, watch out for bear stalkers/voyeurs.

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What many don’t know is that the teenage years end when the number no longer has the “-teen” suffix.

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I’ll be sure to not bend over the next time I fuel my car. That, and wear two belts.